
Featured Blogger of the Week: November 16-22
Kelly Kunik, Diabetesaliciousness
Post # 2
SO, we all know I’m slightly odd, and I’m fine with that, diabetes just adds to the mix. I don’t mean odd in a bad way, I mean odd in I have unique likes and perspectives type of way. My mind remembers things that are absolutely of no help to me in my adult life, yet I remember them verbatim.
FOR INSTANCE: I was going over my crazy Type 1 family history in my head the other day......
I'm a T1
MY Dad was a T1
My sister Donna is a T1
My sister Debbie was a T1
My Aunt Pat was a T1
My Aunt Jo-Anne was a T1
My cousin Bernadette is a T1
My cousin Denise is a T1 - I think
My Nephew Brenden is a T1
My mother's Grand Mother was a T1
My mother's uncle was a T2 - she thinks - he might have been T1 but for the life of her she can't remember because he died like 50 years ago.
My Mom is a t2 – recently diagnosed.
And all of a sudden (and out of nowhere) I start humming the theme to the Dr. Pepper Commercial from the 1970's.
You know the one, where the dark haired guy (he went on to star in “An American Werewolf in London”, and a Seinfeld episode where he played Elaine’s date, a recovering alcoholic whom Jerry inadvertently helps to fall of the wagon. Again, why do I know this crap?) is by himself and starts to sing the following:
"I drink Dr. Pepper cause I'm Proud
I used to be alone in a crowd
But now you look around these days
There seems to me a Dr. Pepper craze
CAUSE......
I'm a pepper,
You’re a pepper,
He's a pepper,
She's a pepper,
Wouldn't you like to be a pepper to?
Be a pepper, drink Dr. Pepper, Be a Pepper, Drink Dr. Pepper.
Us peppers are an interesting breed
An original taste is what we need
Ask any Pepper and he'll say
Only Dr. Pepper tastes that way
CAUSE......
I'm a pepper,
You’re a pepper,
He's a pepper,
She's a pepper,
Wouldn't you like to be a pepper to?
Be a pepper, drink Dr. Pepper, Be a Pepper, Drink Dr. Pepper.
COME ON!!"
At the end of the commercial he's dancing and singing with a whole crowd of "hopped up on the Voo Doo Dr. Pepper" freaks.
NOT TO SELF: YOU WATCHED WAY TOO MUCH TELEVISION AS A CHILD. WHY THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO THIS COMMERCIAL JINGLE?
I immediately change the words to the Dr. Pepper tune to suite my family history – AND IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
I basal & bolus insulin accordingly don't ya know,
Cause if I didn't... it would really blow
My blood sugar would be super high or super low
Two places I 'don't really want to go
One extreme I'd start to sweat and shake
The other could knock me out
And put me into a Diabetic Keto- Acidotic -state...
You see I'm part of Diabetic T1 family Craze!!
Cause......
I'm a T1,
You’re a T1,
He's a T1,
She's a T1,
Wouldn't you like to be a T1 to?
Us T1's are an interesting breed
New Islets of Langerhans are just what we need
Ask any T1 and she'll say
I'm waiting for a cure to come my way....
Cause...
I'm a T1,
You’re a T1,
He's a T1,
She's a T1,
Wouldn't you like to be a T1 to?
Be a T1 - just like your Daddy
Be a T1, my families DNA Double Helix is really batty
COME ON!
Cut to me singing along with the rest of dBlogville.
We are dressed in blue, twirling our pumps, waving or needles in unison and having a grand old time.
Like I said, I’m a bit odd. But…it’s kinda catchy!
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